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water slide,trap door,germans,peeing,my,speedo the most balls-out looping german water slide i've ever seen

the most balls-out looping german water slide i've ever seen

posted by youmakekittymad 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago • 7910 views
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from Gizmodo: "This German water slide is the definition of terror. Rather than starting out sitting down and sliding into the steep part, you start standing up on a trap door that they pull out from underneath you. It drops you straight down, you know, so you can gather enough speed for the complete loop that it throws you through. I don't understand German, so I'm not sure exactly what they're saying in this, but I assume it has something to do with the dangerous amount of chlorine in the water to help balance out the pee that every single rider leaves behind."

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Oh, what I would pay to see a morbidly obese person try this and get stuck at the top of the loop!


written by thinker247  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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That incoming pool isn't yellow by accident...


written by Norsuelefantti  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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What happens if you don't make the loop and slide back to the first low point? Wouldn't the blockage cause water to pool? Do they have an emergency exit?


written by Drachen_Jager  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*fear


written by xxovercastxx  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Invocations (fear) cannot be called by xxovercastxx because xxovercastxx is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*fear, indeed. There's not enough money in the world to get me to go on that thing.


written by Sarzy  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Fear) - requested by Sarzy.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Upvote for Europeans and their inexplicable addiction to Speedos.


written by SDGundamX  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Oh this video has so many things going for it:
* Insane waterslide I'd LOVE to go on
* Cute female in bikini
* The german language... which to my ear that understands nothing other than the counting heard 'testies' and 'shaft' at points during that... but I think that speaks more to my mindset than what was actually being said


written by spoco2  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Surely the can find a way to make it remove binkis on the way down...(And replace speedos with trunks)


written by 8772  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^spoco2:
heard 'testies' and 'shaft' at points during that...


I heard shaft twice, but I missed the testes. Sounded like "der shaft"... is that the name of the slide?


written by moonsammy  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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They've got this one at the "Wet 'n Wild" in Vegas, only without the loop. It's called "Der Bombay". The only thing it's got going over this one is that the guys that run the one in vegas lie to you in terms of the count prior to dropping you thru the hatch. They completely ignored the pleas of my wife to give a countdown and the guy pretended like he couldn't hear her right before pressing the button.

It was great.


written by Truckchase  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Damn that is awesome! Except:

1. Unimaginable wedgie upon exit
2. Fatties get stuck and die?


written by cheesemoo  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Epic.

I wanna go.


written by Kerotan  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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more likely a light weight person wouldn't make it passed the loop. Especially a low density fat person. Like the stay-puft marshmallow man's baby after he's been microwaved.


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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That thing looks like fun =)


written by sillma  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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@moonsammy/spoco2
2x (wir haben es) "geschafft" - (we) "made" (it)
not
http://www.videosift.com/video/Isaac-Hayes-Shaft-theme-song-the-original
"Test" = "test"
..though you need some metaphorical balls to do this.


written by Eklek  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Drachen_Jager:
What happens if you don't make the loop and slide back to the first low point? Wouldn't the blockage cause water to pool? Do they have an emergency exit?

They use a really big plunger.


written by lucky760  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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See what you lost by defeating the Germans? These things woulda been EVERYWHERE if they'd won the war!


written by StukaFox  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I don't understand German, so I'm not sure exactly what they're saying in this, but I assume it has something to do with the dangerous amount of chlorine in the water to help balance out the pee that every single rider leaves behind."

lol, no. They dont talk about chlorine at all. They are testing it for the first time. The narrator talks about how much it costs (500.000 Euro) and if the TÜV accepts the construction. The men and the girl just talk about how awesome it is. The girl seems to be a little bit hysterical, though.


written by coolhund  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^lucky760:
>> ^Drachen_Jager:
What happens if you don't make the loop and slide back to the first low point? Wouldn't the blockage cause water to pool? Do they have an emergency exit?

They use a really big plunger.



LMAO! Yeah, first thing that came to my mind was "OMFG, a giant toilet, complete with vapour trap!"


That final frame of the video is kinda disturbing in a distorted, fisheye'd "Boob Cam" way.


written by Payback  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This is Germany.
Can you even imagine the amount of safety calculation that went into this? You'll be fine.

However, I used to work in a waterpark in England, and they saved money when building it by reducing the size of EVERYTHING, including the water slides, resulting in an escape velocity high enough to shatter the glass of the barrier at the end of the tunnel with your bare legs, and by the way we just tested the water and it says "burns your eyes out" but we aren't going to empty the pool because that would cost money.


written by MINK  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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love how the announcer says, "Der schaaaaft!"..when the woman comes spilling out.....


written by choggie  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Fatties get stuck and die?

Nah, the pressure would take care of it :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d633ouCmXww&feature=related


written by Hanns  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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So this is the most balls out compared to the many other looping german water slides you've seen?


written by phelixian  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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That video reminds me very much of videos I have seen of turds' transit through the lower intestine...


written by oxdottir  | 1 year 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^moonsammy:
>> ^spoco2:
heard 'testies' and 'shaft' at points during that...


I heard shaft twice, but I missed the testes. Sounded like "der shaft"... is that the name of the slide?


He sais "Der Looping ist geschafft" which translates into "He made the looping"
I guess they were worried before wether they would actually make it all the way around...

Also this is not in Germany, but Slovenia. Just the people testing it are german. Here is the link to the waterpark: http://www.terme3000.si/home.php?ln=eng


written by maatc  | 1 year 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*dead


written by eric3579  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by eric3579.


written by siftbot  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*promote


written by kronosposeidon  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, June 5th, 2008 2:40pm PDT - promote requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Achtung! This way to the showers!


written by blankfist  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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No blank, don't go there!


written by Numinar  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*RECLAIMVOTE!


written by laura  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*why?


written by Throbbin  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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this was not filmed in Germany but in Terme3000, a spa complex in Moravske Toplice, Slovenia. the looping water slide at Terme3000 opened up in june 2008. it was designed by an austrian company Aquarena, and built by slovenian Veplas. you can see the full video here


written by kulpims  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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