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The very definition of "Evolution in Action" (20 seconds)
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I'm not sure what he was trying to accomplish, but he got what he deserved
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Valiant effort.

Or something.


written by ObsidianStorm  | 1 year ago | CH
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How was that supposed to work, exactly?


written by nibiyabi  | 1 year ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'escalator, jump, idiot of the day, what a moron, eia, stupid, dumbass' to 'escalator, jump, idiot of the day, what a moron, eia, stupid, dumbass, face, blood' - edited by calvados


written by siftbot  | 1 year ago | CH
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*dark *comedy, since there's bleeding.


written by Krupo  | 1 year ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Comedy, Dark) - requested by Krupo.


written by siftbot  | 1 year ago | CH
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How is this not snuff?


written by jwray  | 1 year ago | CH
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^ Because he didn't die.


written by 8217  | 1 year ago | CH
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He probably just wanted new teeth


written by moodonia  | 1 year ago | CH
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worst. faceplant. evar.


written by White  | 1 year ago | CH
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Looks like he forgot that rubber is not made to slide on, instead prevents it.


written by coolhund  | 1 year ago | CH
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Aw man, this makes me cringe. It's one thing to get your leg smashed, but face+escalator is just not a good combination.

That being said, this is just incredibly stupid and he has no one but himself to blame when he'll be called a faceless freak.


written by gwiz665  | 1 year ago | CH
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How is this EIA when he still gets to breed?


written by Payback  | 1 year ago | CH
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I imagine after a face plant that epic, trying to get anyone to sleep with you is out of the question!


written by HoRnO  | 1 year ago | CH
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>> ^Payback:
How is this EIA when he still gets to breed?


We need to see his face after the plastic surgery in order to tell if he still breeds.




written by Aemaeth  | 1 year ago | CH
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He survived the video, but without a hospital he wouldn't survive the day. It looked like he got at least a severe concussion and might have a cracked skull and a broken neck.


written by jwray  | 1 year ago | CH
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This is a dupe (right from the related videos):

http://www.videosift.com/video/Escalator-Jump-OUCH

The other one is dead, but it should be fixed and this one discarded...


written by Zifnab  | 1 year ago | CH
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this is EXACTLY the sort of reason NOT to film things. Terrible things happen when someone points a video camera at anything/everything.

check : http://www.videosift.com/video/Hit-By-Lightning-Caught-on-Tape-and-the-nasty-results

for more proof.


written by 11714  | 1 year ago | CH
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>> ^Aemaeth:
>> ^Payback:
How is this EIA when he still gets to breed?


We need to see his face after the plastic surgery in order to tell if he still breeds.


With the ever-present existence of alcohol, low standards, and desperation, as long as he has little swimmers, he will likely breed.







written by nibiyabi  | 1 year ago | CH
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thats disgusting and i cant stop laughing.


written by 10040  | 1 year ago | CH
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I guess for those who want a shot at internet notoriety, videos like this are a win win situation, either you pull off the stunt and its pretty good, or you gash open your face and its greatness. Lord knows, they just keep getting funnier.


written by 8369  | 1 year ago | CH
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i saw another video of what he was trying to accomplish, but im not sure where. it was just a cool thing where you go down the escalator while just hanging there. he overjumped a little though.


written by Dignant_Pink  | 1 year ago | CH
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>> ^jwray:
He survived the video, but without a hospital he wouldn't survive the day. It looked like he got at least a severe concussion and might have a cracked skull and a broken neck.

A snuff film shows the actual death of a human being. No "what ifs" involved. Close calls are amazing to watch and a lot of very popular videos would have to be removed from this site if we followed that speculative "could have died" approach




written by rottenseed  | 1 year ago | CH
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A bit unrelated except for the idiocracy, but I just saw a vid on AOTS (dunno if it's Sifted) of a guy bending over in front of a springy horsie on a children's playground while a friend bends it back and it rebounds onto the back of his skull. Looks like a typical "Hey look how stupid I am" video, until it's followed up with a shot of him in the hospital about to go in for brain surgery.

That's a good eia vid with a powerful message.


written by lucky760  | 1 year ago | CH
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>> ^lucky760:
Looks like a typical "Hey look how stupid I am" video, until it's followed up with a shot of him in the hospital about to go in for brain surgery.

Brain surgery? Sounds to me like the brain is a vestigial organ on that specimen anyway.




written by ReverendTed  | 1 year ago | CH
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Good thing evolution is still only a theory...


written by deadgoon  | 1 year ago | CH
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Evolution is only a theory.. and so is gravity. Is this evidence enough?


written by honkeytonk73  | 1 year ago | CH
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^ Happy trolling, deadgoonP!


written by critttter  | 11 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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