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Segway Faceplant

published by Zifnab

3 months 3 weeks ago • 3544 views

tags: segway, faceplant, ouch, crash, oops, bump, girls

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walk it off..fatty...

written by jmd

| 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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see what happens when you show off? your friend gets hurt.

written by E_Nygma

| 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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sometimes I wonder how women actually walk, let alone drive anything with wheels...

written by BillOreilly

| 3 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Wow, those things can actually move a little faster than I thought. I've only seen rent-a-cops rolling around on them slower than they can walk.

written by direpickle | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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there's always one in the bunch.

written by Trancecoach

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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... and if you look to the right you'll see natural selection trying to expunge laziness.

written by RedSky

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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That's it... I'm thoroughly convinced now that women can't drive...

written by legacy0100

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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It's all fun and games till someone gets killed by a segway.

written by gwiz665

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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aaah segway... you were promised to be revolutionary and yet here we are years later and nobody gives a shit about you... except maybe for the occasional funny accident.

written by ponceleon

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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they look like witches on modern broomsticks.

written by betamaxx | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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now if you could magically combine that video with this one.... 150 votes in 2 hours

http://www.videosift.com/playlists/MINK/Lithuanian-Sporting-Action-Series/Lithuanian-Police-on-Segways

written by MINK

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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'Round here (south bay, silicon valley), Segways are a plague upon the land. You see them everywhere. Unfortunately, it's usually old affluent white guys who don't seem to be as prone to "risk-taking" as the women in the video appear to be.

written by Trancecoach

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I had a similar faceplant experience when our university's ECE department was demo'ing a Segway, and the professor told me that you can't tip it over on flat surface

written by yaroslavvb | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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*femme

written by xxovercastxx

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Invocations (femme) cannot be called by xxovercastxx because xxovercastxx is not privileged - sorry.

written by siftbot

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I'm privileged and ef*femmenate.

written by gwiz665

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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What the hell, siftbot didn't catch it...

Siftbot, I command you: *femme !

written by gwiz665

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Turns out it's already in the channel and I'm a spamming asshole... >_>

written by gwiz665

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Its even funnier when you just listen to it.
"La la la, da da, la la la, da da..."
*ROAR*
*THUD*
"Awww ooohhh"

LOL

written by coolhund

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I'll bet she was chewing gum.

written by thinker247

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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If she were home doing laundry this wouldnt have happened!

written by millertime1211 | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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cheers for this being in the femme channel. pride must be complimented with humility. Hey, that's pretty good, I just made that up.

written by rottenseed

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I see misogyny is alive and strong with the sifters.

written by phelixian

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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why dont you whine on the internet about it

written by muddro

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Gotta admit, the female jokes are a little thick in here. Personally I don't find faceplants funny unless they are by cocky young males. Preferably on skateboards.

written by MaxWilder

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Yea, I have no idea why there would be female jokes in response to a video of a bunch of females acting like complete jackasses. Just does not make sense.

written by vault_0

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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segway snuff by the way, there is an NTSB report on this

written by deathcow

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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heh whats worse is that no one bothers to help her. They just stand there, the norm. Human condition at its best.

My comment to her as I'm helping her up, "I'm pretty sure that all of you on the vehicles are in violation of a very important law. You are in possession of stupidity, and operating a motorized vehicle inside a building with patron pedestrians present.

written by NordlichReiter

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Owwwwwwwwwwwwwch.

written by Xax

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Shouldn't one of the tags be "blonde" ? YESSSS!

written by complacentnation

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>> ^yaroslavvb:
I had a similar faceplant experience when our university's ECE department was demo'ing a Segway, and the professor told me that you can't tip it over on flat surface

BWA-HA-HA, you showed him!

"Take that, Professor Braniac... oh, my nose."

This seems like an Arrested Devleopment gag that would've occured, had the series continued (RIP). And since they're on FOX and very much allied with the Groeningian arts, I declare *woohoo.

Now THAT'S how you channel spam.

written by Krupo

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Woohoo) - requested by Krupo.

written by siftbot

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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That's a reach there Krupo, but I'll allow it

written by Zifnab

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sometimes the comments here are mean and petty.

written by oxdottir

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Segueing from Segway to the ground?

written by dystopianfuturetoday

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>> ^Zifnab:
That's a reach there Krupo, but I'll allow it

Like that judge on Futurama:

"I'm going to allow this."

(Hurrah - you've created a double-justification!)

Let's celebrate with the addition of viewcounts to Lithuanian cops on Segways.

written by Krupo

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*dead
"this content has been removed"

written by lucky760

| 3 months ago | CH

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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by lucky760.

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