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Dutch musician with huge ears just wants to fuck you
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Now I don't feel so ashamed of my big ears!


written by MarineGunrock  | 10 months ago | CH
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^ I can't see your ears through that massive outgrowth of wolfman hair. Therefore you should go scamming when the moon is full. Chicks dig facial hair. At least that's what I want to believe.


written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months ago | CH
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What ... the ... f*** ??


written by Bakalex  | 10 months ago | CH
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Those have *gotta* be fake ears..right?


written by winkler1  | 10 months ago | CH
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>> ^winkler1:
Those have gotta be fake ears..right?

Real or fake? Who knows; who cares?. Either way it doesn't take away from his raw sexual energy.




written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months ago | CH
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Man... this is the reason I love videosift. That was so awesome my head just exploded.


written by Sarzy  | 10 months ago | CH
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C'mon ant...I'm still waiting for your downvote.


written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months ago | CH
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That seems to be in the style of Jerry Lee Lewis.


written by Chaucer  | 10 months ago | CH
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This guy's ears are normal size. The rest of his head is just small. It's a perspective thing, an optical illusion. It's like a 3 foot tall guy with size 10 shoes. It doesn't look right, but the feet are normal size.

Really...... shiny ears, different skin tone = fake. Crafty lyrics though. I could tell he worked on them a long time.


written by snoozedoctor  | 10 months ago | CH
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Is he a Ferengi?


written by ant  | 10 months ago | CH
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>> ^ant:
Is he a Ferengi?

LOL!

Ant, you surprise me. I thought I'd be getting a downvote from you, but instead I receive the Good Antkeeping Seal of Approval and a joke too. This vid's going to storm the Top 15 for sure now.


written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months ago | CH
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the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.


written by rottenseed  | 10 months ago | CH
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*sexuality


written by Thylan  | 10 months ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Sexuality) - requested by Thylan.


written by siftbot  | 10 months ago | CH
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Don't you guys know, the size of a guy's ears is directly correlated to the size of his trouser snake.


written by Drachen_Jager  | 10 months ago | CH
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Trouser snakes are often born with one eye. The one I own can usually be spotted deep in Latin bush regions.


written by rottenseed  | 10 months ago | CH
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IMPLANTS

how can the rest of us normal guys compete, with ear implants like those??


written by my15minutes  | 10 months ago | CH
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it this guy wanted to fuck me, i'd close my door too.


written by E_Nygma  | 10 months ago | CH
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>> ^ant:
Is he a Ferengi?

I was thinking the exact same thing.


written by fdisk  | 10 months ago | CH
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why is this NSFW?


written by bamdrew  | 10 months ago | CH
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>> ^rottenseed:
the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.

There you go, obsessing about my sex life again. What have I ever written here that makes people wonder if I'm some sort of pervert? Man, this is starting to piss me off. Looks like my midget slaves are gonna have to take the brunt of my wrath tonight.




written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months ago | CH
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>> ^rottenseed:
Trouser snakes are often born with one eye. The one I own can usually be spotted deep in Latin bush regions.

A ha! So you ARE a dude!

Or you have ambiguous genitalia.




written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months ago | CH
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How is this not number one yet?? What a world.


written by Sarzy  | 10 months ago | CH
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What I love about this is that he seems so very, very earnest in his desire to fuck... well, all of us apparently. Or maybe just the camera operator.

My guess is real ears - they're red because of the stage lighting or because he didn't get makeup put on them (but had it on the rest of his face).


written by moonsammy  | 10 months ago | CH
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As soon as I finish moving all the furniture against the door, I am going to bind my legs together with an Ace bandage.


written by critttter  | 10 months ago | CH
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Use duct tape backwards first so it doesn't stick to the hairs.


I do find it odd, however, that the "are you smarter than GW Bush?" ad, with the little dancing Bush is playing along as I watch this. Little Bush and his big ears, dancing... dancing...


written by Payback  | 10 months ago | CH
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Oh my God! Its Dennis Kucinich!


written by arsenault185  | 10 months ago | CH
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That guy is my new hero.


written by Hive13  | 10 months ago | CH
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I sort of hate to spoil it, but this is Wim de Bie - a Dutch comedian - who is spoofing Pieter van Vollenhoven, a big eared (but not that big eared) piano playing member of the Dutch royal family.
The Dutch subtitles add to the skit if you could read them, because it is a way more tame (more royal-like) version of the lyrics.


written by sanderbos  | 10 months ago | CH
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^Actually that info makes it even funnier to me. I'd be in your debt if you or someone else could translate the subtitles for us.


written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months ago | CH
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wrt to the Dutch subtitles. The general translation is from 'I wanna f*ck you' to 'I really like you', and it's more the general thing of the subtitles being tame than that they are so brilliant individually, but here goes:

"O, you're so beautiful
the way you lie there in the hay
O, you're georgous
in one word overpowering
I like you
and I'm itching
I wanted to ask
whether you would accompany me to my car
waiting outside
and go for a drive [sort of matching the English lyrics here]
Yes, the love of a man
is channeled through his stomach [Dutch expression]
and the way you cook
keeps me wanting to eat [no pun intended]"


written by sanderbos  | 10 months ago | CH
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^That makes this raunchy little song even better! Thanks!


written by kronosposeidon  | 10 months ago | CH
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Ah, an old classic:)
Was about to translate but Sander was ahead of me.
Definitely better than I'm f***ing Matt D.


written by Eklek  | 10 months ago | CH
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did you see his ears?


written by deathcow  | 10 months ago | CH
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*findthumb


written by kronosposeidon  | 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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A different thumbnail image for this video could not be found for findthumb request by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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*promote


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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, January 31st, 2008 5:47pm PST - promote requested by CaptWillard.


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