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~ PREPARE YE for the Roast of neuralnoise ~ (Parody Talk Post)
"hello...hello...testing...testing. Mic check 1...2...3 Pop filter pop filter pop pop pop filter"


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Sizing (Blog Entry by jwray)
>> ^peggedbea:
just dont wear them.
ive never understood the point in underwear anyway.

Seriously? Man, I'd be tripping over it all the time if I didn't have someplace to roll it up.

Mine doubles as a belt


written by rottenseed  | 4 hours 37 minutes 56 seconds ago | CH
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Blankie Goes Mainstream (Cinema Talk Post)
YEEEEEEEEEEEA BOYYYYYYYYY! Proud of blankfister


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Burka + Spaghetti = Schadenfreude
fucking religious morons.

...although I am impressed that they seemed to have the fork and spoon technique down.


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Why Switzerland Has the Lowest Crime rate in the World
stop using all your sciency mathematics, rembar


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Up - Married Life
Wow...couldn't make it passed 1:45


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Grandma Was a Racist
*promote


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Have YOU had an affair with Tiger Woods too? (User Poll by JiggaJonson)
Well Jigga we need role models like this for our children because daddy can't keep his dick out of company ink and mommy is a loveless shell of her former self.

So when the person we lean on to raise our kids can't come through, we get pissed and the media hypes it up. Now we have to go back to letting our kids worship Disney teen idols.


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Butterfly tries to fly in space - fails
I think flutterby is a way better name for them


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Effect of "Coke" on sperm motility
Well with cocaine...I don't know what my sperm motility is but I sure as hell can't get it up!


written by rottenseed  | 1 day 5 hours 39 minutes ago | CH
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Luckiest Break of 2009
this was in 2003 according to the footage.


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Are you satisfied with your job/career? (User Poll by rottenseed)
Well there you have it...

Let's go out there and try to find something that makes us happy. I'm on the road...are you?


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Itazura "cat coin bank"
HAHA. I'm getting one for my lil sister

THANKS videosift for the gift idea!

http://www.strapya-world.com/products/36004.html


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IF YOU USE CONDOMS YOU WILL NOT BE RAPTURED
Yea, what if you spill your seed on the titties? I mean that's what he made them for, right?


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arvana (Member Profile)
Last night in my physics course we were learning how to find impedance due to inductors, capacitors, and resistors in an AC circuit and we had to learn a math that was new to me before last night. In that math lesson we went over the power series of e^x and found mathematically how e^(i*pi)=-1, or as it's more commonly shown e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0. I guess this is known to the math community as one of the most elegant equations due to it's complexity and it's purity. Pretty crazy...


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On Atheism (Blog Entry by dag)
I saw something on 60 Minutes a few years ago on a study that was looking at what common characteristics centenarians shared. The single most prevalent trait was a deep, deep faith.

When we get old, Dag, and we find less of an ability to control our own lives and we have more free time than we can deal with, we'll see just how religious you and I become. Ok, I guess I'm not admitting that becoming old will make an atheist into a believer, but it'll definitely convert some passive religious into weekly church-goers.

Plus, if they're trying to make a claim that people that believe in god live longer, how do they explain the ever-stretching average lifespan? 500 years ago, I'm sure there were plenty of Christians, but I doubt there were any 100 year olds. Furthermore, I'm sure those hundred somethings each have more health issues than all the members of this website combined. Is this really a good thing? So, you've lived to see 100, you've got no idea what's going on in the world, you're sickly, you need help pooping. Is this really what you're claiming god wanted for you? They're just alive because thankfully somebody looked beyond god to find answers with science.


written by rottenseed  | 4 days 1 hour 43 minutes ago | CH
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Virtual sounds get real
I can only imagine how awesome the mathematics are for these sound models.


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PETA and Playboy's sacrilegious nude poster
This is blocked for me...

I live in the US, wtf?


written by rottenseed  | 4 days 5 hours 26 minutes ago | CH
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therealblankman (Member Profile)
If I'm here, I'm obviously not busy

That was an awesome video. Your friend made it?

In reply to this comment by therealblankman:
Forgive the intrusion on your busy day, but I thought you might enjoy this... http://www.videosift.com/video/Home-is-Where-the-Food-Is.

Thanks!



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The genius of Steve Ballmer on the iphone
>> ^shuac:
>> ^jdbates:
I hate microsoft because of snake oil salesmen like him, They are the roman empire of the business world, the romans didnt innovate, they incorporated other culures ideas. For him to dis the iphone like that shows his lack of vision, which I feel accurately represents their company.


Agreed. Let's go down the list.
  • Apple's GUI (courtesy of Xerox) and OS/2 begat Windows
  • Playstation begat X-Box
  • Wordstar/Word Perfect begat Word
  • Lotus 1-2-3 begat Excel
  • iPod begat Zune
  • Google search begat Live Search and now Bing
  • Mac OSX begat Vista
  • Sun Javascript begat MS Javashit
  • Netscape Navigator begat Internet Explorer
  • Prodigy and AOL begat MSN
  • iTunes begat MSN Music
  • Apple Stores begat Microsoft Stores
  • Now, I'm not going to try to claim that no other company has derivative products in their lineup because that would be silly. After all, Apple didn't invent the mp3 player, that would be Diamond Multimedia. However, what I will say is that Microsoft has a vast preponderance of derivative products.

    What did Microsoft ever actually innovate? Clippy, Microsoft Bob, and that fuckin' Search Assistant Dog.

    How dare you use factual data to try and make Microsoft look like a bunch of thieves. You're not giving them the credit they deserve! They took each and every one of those product you listed, and made it worst. Now that's f*cking difficult.


    written by rottenseed  | 4 days 6 hours 6 minutes ago | CH
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