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Oy, Videosift! (Sift Talk Post)
That goes for you too, siftbot.


written by Ornthoron  | 1 day 2 hours 58 minutes ago | CH
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A virus walks into a bar...
Bumper sticker of the day:

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written by Ornthoron  | 1 day 12 hours 16 minutes ago | CH
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A virus walks into a bar...
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

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An electron gets pulled over for speeding. The policeman walks up to the car and says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" The electron replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

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(e^x) is walking down the street, when he runs into (7), who has a crazed, fearful look in her eye. "(e^x)!" screams (7), "You have to run! All the numbers are running. A differential is coming... we'll all be turned to nothing!" (e^x) barely responds, "Pff, baby, I'm (e^x), differentials don't change me, I'm my own derivative." (7) keeps running. More numbers pass by urging (e^x) to flee. He pays no mind. Suddenly, the differential turns the corner. With a smirk on his face, (e^x) is ready for it. But No! His face turns to horror. Standing before him is (d/dz)!


written by Ornthoron  | 1 day 14 hours 19 minutes ago | CH
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Grey Diamonds optical illusion
>> ^robv:
You're all wrong. Obviously the piece of paper is transparent. I win.


I have a cat in my beard. Your argument is invalid.


written by Ornthoron  | 2 days 11 hours 25 minutes ago | CH
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This preacher is going to burn in hell !
I like this man; he is one of the Good Guys. However, I resent the implication that the only way to be fully human is to accept Christ. We are all fully human already, for better or worse. Our challenge is to work out decent moral guidelines within the limitations of our humanity.

I realize that what he's saying may be perceived as the same thing, and that he and I are working towards the same goal. But it seems to me that assigning the name "Christ" to that "moral compass", as it were, is only a lifeline used for clinging to one's childhood faith.


written by Ornthoron  | 2 days 11 hours 33 minutes ago | CH
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Bohemian Rhapsody - The Muppets
RYTHM!


written by Ornthoron  | 2 days 12 hours 11 minutes ago | CH
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Bryce, Brycewi19 got his ruby - baby (Happy Talk Post)
Hooray for brycewiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


written by Ornthoron  | 5 days 3 hours 39 minutes ago | CH
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hot chocolate toppings: marshmallows vs whipped cream (User Poll by peggedbea)
I take it plain, because I'm HARDCORE!


written by Ornthoron  | 5 days 3 hours 43 minutes ago | CH
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LHC gets Webcam! It is freakin awesome. (Science Talk Post)
*dupeof=http://science.videosift.com/talk/Cool-LHC-webcam


written by Ornthoron  | 5 days 3 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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Pink Floyd - Astronomy Domine - 1968
Lime and limpid green, the sounds around the icy waters underground.


written by Ornthoron  | 5 days 12 hours 48 minutes ago | CH
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David Mitchell's Bread & Milk rant from QI
>> ^dag:
So what happens if you remove the hedgehog's fleas?


The fleas die.


written by Ornthoron  | 5 days 12 hours 53 minutes ago | CH
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Visualizing Empires Decline
>> ^dannym3141:
I didn't even see some nature of american bubble appear at all, as i was totally expecting. Or was that 'empire' formed before this timeline?


The video starts in 1800. The Declaration of Independence was adopted in 1776.


written by Ornthoron  | 5 days 13 hours 55 minutes ago | CH
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He Built a Time Machine to Kill Hitler
I heartily recommend this here graphic novel: I Killed Adolf Hitler


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All The Deaths From 'Total Recall' -- Hint: There's A Lot
Oh no, not the goldfish!


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Explaining temperature (kelvin) and laser cooling
I did my master's thesis on some of the weird quantum effects he mentions at the very end. Such a cold cloud of gas can actually work as a quantum computer.


written by Ornthoron  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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What if Earth had rings like Saturn?
Ah, one can dream...

A shame that the video cuts off the music so abruptly, though.
*bravo *music


written by Ornthoron  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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GTA IV: Fat Man Parkour Fail
Don't fuck around with people playing wind instruments, OK?

Serious teeth damage usually follows.


written by Ornthoron  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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maatc (Member Profile)
You are damned, you effeminate German, you!


written by Ornthoron  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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America's problem is that men sit down when they pee
Via PZ Myers, who offers up this little witticism:

"Somehow, I get the idea that Steven L. Anderson, the flaming anti-gay pastor, has these dreams in which he stands shoulder to shoulder with a long line of men, and they all unzip and flip out their penises and spray a mighty stream forth, together, with pride and joy…and he feels good about these dreams. Glory!"


written by Ornthoron  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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Mac Geek - Dag finally comes to his senses
You know what's great about linux? It's completely open-source, so if something crashes, you can just dmesg and grep to find out what the fuck went wrong and fix it so it doesn't happen again. How cool is that?


written by Ornthoron  | 1 week 3 days ago | CH
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