In the spirit of goodwill and The Order of Brotherly Brownnose, we suggest a reminiscent ejaculatory upvote of a user's pquequed package, as a once and never to be repeated in an as eloquent and acceptable a gesture, action.
For example: I got all wiggly and decided Kulpims deserved some love, and proceeded to blindly upvote EVERYTHING, but only in his non-published area known as pequeuedina (hence the bunch of stuff of his all in the front like he's some god of the fucking universe!!)

I attribute the action to and thank the same for the inspiration, my fellow sifter Blankfist...and westy, and all of you who want to see my motherfucking "P" GONE GOOOODAMMMMMIT!!!!!!

ahem....

Swell group we have here tonight....Have fun publishing the ramblings of the deranged or otherwise distracted

Hey well-wishers.....Until choggie's probationary status is lifted, he is unable to perform properly and efficiently. Can't re-rase comments from users clogging his personal profile, (some old as dirt, others banal and self-destructive), can't privatize comments (which we can't imagine why this restriction even matters with all the cut-and-pasters and ignorers out there), and he can't FIX DEAD VIDS WITH NEW EMBED CODES-Which is what he would like to do before they die.

Choggie received some auto-generated e-mails this AM from siftbot, reminding that a number of his published viddies are dead-Choggie checked, the embeds are out there for most of them. Perusers with good-intentions or otherwise in their stalwart efforts to keep the sift free of clutter have started a clock-o-tikkin' he is helpless to smash with a hammer.

Would anyone like to help fix some of them??? He would be most gracious, as always, to return the favor in kind once his restrictions are removed.

Eat More Greens,
Mildred Krauthammer, SAC, SPA, NHA

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/10/02/animal-anarchy-when-animals-attack-video-top-10-115875-21715481/ from http://digg.com/pets_animals/Animal_anarchy_When_animals_attack_Video_top_10 ...

Taken from: http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090902/NEWS0107/909030307/1163/Bizarre%20act%20halts%20court%20hearing

James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it. "There was what appeared to be feces on the table and on the floor," assistant Hamilton County prosecutor David Prem said. Prem was prosecuting Orr, 66, for robbery and kidnapping. The trial, without a jury before Common Pleas Court Judge Ethna Cooper, began last week but continued today.

A witness had just taken the stand in the case Wednesday when Norm Aubin, Orr's attorney, said Orr leaned into him and asked if Aubin had anything to eat. A shocked Aubin said he didn't. Orr then said he was hungry and asked for food. Aubin ignored him. That's when Orr made a spectacle of taking his colostomy bag, worn on the outside of his body to collect his waste, and placing it on the table. He then squeezed it and looked to be eating it.

"It appeared he was eating his own (feces) at the table," Aubin said. The Sheriff's deputy in the room shouted "What are you doing?" and then cuffed Orr and rushed him out of the courtroom. The Sheriff's office later reported there was feces on Orr's lips, beard, hands and the defense table where he was sitting.

The judge suggested the courtroom had become a biohazard area and closed it for cleaning, continuing Orr's trial until next week. Prem admitted he almost vomited up while watching Orr's antics but suspects they were done with a purpose. "He's a con man. He has over 50 aliases and has convictions in Ohio and New York for thefts and robberies," Prem said. "He's done just about everything a person can do to avoid justice. He feigned (mental) incompetence" leading up to this trial, Prem said.

Orr was ordered to trial after court mental health workers deemed him mentally sound and a faker. I'm completely convinced his whole goal here is to cause as much mayhem as he can," Prem said of Orr. Aubin will have jail workers again check Orr's mental health before continuing the trial Wednesday. No additional charges were filed against Orr after Wednesday's courtroom activity.

Orr was being tried for robbery and kidnapping charges after officials said Orr and a partner tried to get money, in a ruse, from a woman buying food at a Silverton Chinese restaurant. When the woman wasn't fooled, Orr is accused of pulling a gun on her - with her three children in the car outside - and taking her to a bank where she was forced to withdraw $1,000 and give it to Orr. He faces more than 60 years in prison on those charges.

Yeah, these three travelers share something alright, a profound stupidity worthy of being selected against by evolution...

Who in their right mind thinks that hiking along the Iran/Iraq border as an American is advisable?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/08/04/iran.americans/index.html

Seriously, I have no compassion for these idiots. Iran can keep em as far as I'm concerned.

Creepy "Support the Minutemen" sticker: $0 (at the gun show). Mindless "Support the Troops" magnetic ribbon: $1.50 (plus trillions for the war you probably supported). Misspelling the central concept in your sad right-wing rant on language: Priceless!

I was wondering what the sift collective thought about a new *fail channel? In recent months its become more apparant that people doing stupid dangerous things to themselves or others is definitely eia channel content - but people doing the classic *fail - anything from politics to kids - is having to put up with a simple tag.

No more I say! We need a *fail channel! And I want to make it

Also recently EIA is also taking in more serious videos regarding Darwinian content and science on evolution - so this would be a nice separation of science and stupid.

So if you ever have a root canal, get that sucker crowned or your tooth may split in half.

Take my word for it.

i guess we knew this was coming.
stay tuned for Bea leaves the US 2012... whos with me?

http://www.sarahpac.com/
oh and
http://www.thealaskafundtrust.com/

jesus, are these even legal????

I'm a bit disturbed that we're seeing more videos of fatal accidents on the sift of late. And not just in the unsifted queue, but videos that get past the bar and into the "main" sift. Just today I stumbled over a traffic accident and skydiving accident, and this finally bugged me into action.

In my opinion these concrete examples are snuff; but apparently my fellow sifters think otherwise. So I have to ask: when is someone dying on video snuff? Do you have to see a body? Before or after the event? Does blood have to splatter? Bodyparts have to fly?

These questions are only semi-rhetorical. For me, seeing a car being flattened by a truck and knowing that there were people in there and you are witnessing their exitus (and hopefully not munching cheetos and posting 'cool' comments) is a rather disconcerting situation for me. I don't need to see it happening up close, merely knowing that someone in there has a split second to think "ohshitohshitohshit" is enough...

My perception may be a bit skewed since I got to give first aid in a car crash 15 years back, sensitizeing me a bit to that kind of situation.

And so I put the question to you: What is snuff and what is acceptable in the community on the sift?

Indulge me on an experiment if you will. I'm curious to see if multiple flaggings of a genuinely hateful video on youtube has any effect, or if Mormon hatred gets preferential treatment.

There is an extremely ignorant and bigoted video on youtube that needs to be flagged:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI&feature=related

Leave a comment below after you've flagged the video so we can get a tally.

http://blog.videosift.com/MarineGunrock/It-s-4-40-in-the-morning-do-you-know-if-YOUR-car-alarm-is-going-off

Don't laugh too hard, please.

Comment in the blog, please.

Another channel will be added soon, with my recent ascension in Siftopia's hallway of nerds. My inner demons howl for a *goat channel; all things goat. Also, a *budonkadunk channel would be... great. However, I have been seriously pondering a much needed *law channel. Of course, I clamor for a *crime channel, but I think *law would cover that and more. Your thoughts please.
(Note: All of your ideas will not sway me in the least.)

First off - fuck you all!

Does anyone else even use this invoke or am I the only asshole who tries to keep this site clean?

Dupes are more and more frequent with the arrival of new members to the site, so choose your tags wisely and check for possible dupes before posting!

The mother of Bristol Palin's fiancé was arrested yesterday in Alaska on drug charges! The Anchorage Daily News says Sherry Johnston, mother of Levi Johnston, was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.

Levi and Bristol, both 18, are expecting a baby and have made plans to get hitched. Gov. Sarah Palin's father, Chuck Heath, said in a recent interview that Bristol is due this Saturday.

The Palin camp told the Anchorage Daily News, "This is not a state government matter. Therefore the governor's communications staff will not be providing comment or scheduling interview opportunities."

Politico reports Johnston has been released from the Mat-Su Pretrial Facility on a $2,000 bond.

Full story here:
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/12/bristol_palins_future_mom-in-l.php

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-12-11-callingingay-review_N.htm?csp=34

From the article -
"A day-long work stoppage during which employees were encouraged to "call in gay" to express support for same-sex marriage drew spotty participation nationwide Wednesday, with some gay rights activists praising the concept but questioning its effect.

In San Francisco's gay Castro district, residents and merchants said they endorsed the message behind "Day Without a Gay" but didn't think a work stoppage was practical given the poor economy and the strike's organization.

"If we are going to make a huge impact and not be laughed at, then we have to take the time and make the time to communicate with all the parties. We could have shut down a lot of the hotels," said David Lang, a gymnastics coach. "In theory it's a great idea, but it's being done wrong and now that it's been done wrong, I don't think it will be done again."

The protest, which a gay couple from West Hollywood organized through the Internet, was designed to demonstrate the economic clout of same-sex marriage supporters following the passage of voter-approved gay marriage bans in California, Arizona and Florida last month."



...so to those of you who label me homophobic...well homosexuals aren't even willing to stand up for their supposed "rights" so it's not possible to fear them. It was a terrible idea to begin with because if there were enough of them (which there aren't) then they would have been striking in important public positions which is illegal.

I just dislike the idea, not the people themselves. You guys curse and swear against great leaders like Bush and you hate his ideas. Much more hatred in ya'll liberals. Anyway, the gay movement has a long way to go to have any legitimacy when they don't have numbers and can't effectively organize.

In closing, you may want to rethink labeling someone a homophobic when you don't understand the definition.

Oh goodie.

"President Bush’s aides have been scrambling to change rules and regulations on the environment, civil liberties and abortion rights, among others — few for the good. Most presidents put on a last-minute policy stamp, but in Mr. Bush’s case it is more like a wrecking ball."

NY Times: So Little Time, So Much Damage

I suggest that *eia be renamed to *fail.

I find that *eia is too restrictive, focused on videos featuring people or animals instead of a situation. *eia does not necessarily cover all *fails, whereas *fail (imho) would cover all *eias.

What do we think?

Ready F0r That Ban Now, Daddy
Who's yer daddy?

Hey Dag.....Go fuck yourself-Better Yet, have the pants-wearer don the pulsation.....Strap it on , baby, and show yer man-thing who's boss-

Fuck Yas, Dag-You have no balls.

Never have I heard as much bullshit as I have in the past week, than in my entire history on the sift
-Bye bye, and love to all who know and love.....the Prived few who are comforatable with their progress......

Passive Agression Blows
Unilateral Ass-Showing and ego-tripping, a similar disease...equally as putrified-

Forcing the hand motherfucker-Not my way-But yours.......

That's All Folks
Back inna few with a new puter and IP and username-Guess who's formerly choggie, snakeplissken, whothefuck-does it matter???......Not done here by a damn site....Ban me KP, yer kinna dickless now, too-perhaps this will assist in you dropping a pair as well.....Dag? What's wrong???....Minerals??? Go diggin'!

http://i37.tinypic.com/2wnsp6w.jpg

some one ask yahoo if they should be worried... apparently thye live in the state of Georgia.

EIA, send in your internet stories of EIA.